He’s flattered, really. 

Good. 

To be honest, father hates women.

FUCK THEM IN THE CHEST- WITH A KNIFE.



He can’t even….boner anymore anyways tshthst lol. He is made of darknesSSSssSssSssssSSswwwowooaoaaAOAoaodoodsoa.  

Oh, they get along fabulously. 

Ain’t he a peach.



((Fuck LOL I….could not even keep a straight face while posting this.

You can thank my friend Emmy ( http://choice-ass-bro.tumblr.com/ ) For this one lol. ))

Unless you’d like a mauling on the side, then WOW you are kind of dumb, but sure. 

:::II….casually following up on Bane’s post.

Don’t.

Mind me, really.



FFFF I SAID I’D DRAW IT AND WHERE BETTER TO PUT IT, REALLY….
everything crazy and messed up goes on tumblr. %D!
%I… -flee.- 

Seriously though….you guys have asked so many questions it is FANTASTIC I honestly don’t even know where to start. (Thank you.) 
Srsly, over like 80 questions my mind is blown. Now I actually just gottah do them instead of fuckin’ around like this haha. AAAHHHGODDDDDDD WHAT HAVE I DONE sdg -gargle.-  
 

Father: TOUCH EITHER AND YOU WILL DDDIIIIIEEEE…

((Non-Canon. It’s 4am and I had coffee.))